I don't think it's the brother's fault. Maybe he thought she knew but preferred to shower that way? And how did he know how she showered anyways?

"Its like a damn spaceship up in here! I don't know these controls!"

You're right. You need a Doctorates.

Woah, it takes a lot of skills to operate someone else's shower though...

NOOOO! Bad Doc. Why must you put these images into my head?

Not asking is not enough. I'm trying desperately not to imagine.

#8, so you can put them into practice;)

I don't even want to know how a male would use a shower head in such a manner!

Y'all are acting like that's not normal! :O

#31, males have orifices for pleasure too...

I admit it... When I was younger I would take the shower head... And see how much water I could fit in my mouth. For the ***** n giggles. Why? What were you thinking?

I was thinking having the water shoot over your head. Take that however you want.

#2 Lol wtf can a guy do with a shower head??? As a straight male I honestly don't know and I don't want to try ass play either

What kinda revenge pranks are we talking here? Numbing gel in his "hand lotion" or maybe the warm bowl of water?

Itching powder in his boxers or hiding his video games, lots of ways to get even. Have fun

He's more of a douche.

Most siblings are mischievous toward one another.

#25, did you know the French word for shower is "douche?" Are you a bilingual genius or just a lucky asshole?

A little from column A, a little from row B!

How is it the brother's responsibility to teach OP how to use a shower? It's not that hard. We've got one of those as well and the day it was installed and usable, I played with the knobs so I could figure out temperature and pulse controls. Seriously. It's not that hard.

Or a cat

Common sense is lacking in the world today. So of course not. Lol.

OP here. It's always wrapped in two bags, duct-taped to my leg. But somehow the water still gets in. I even bought one of those airtight seal-bags specifically for this to put over it, but as my muscles have atrophied, the seal stopped longer sticking to my leg.

The duct tape has to be on the skin for it to repel the water. Just FYI if you ever end up in a cast again.

I don't. I spend fifteen minutes fiddling with the stupid knobs because I can't ever remember which way to turn to make it hotter. Hehe. Fiddling with the knobs. ;)

The knob on the shower, right? ..., Right!?

13 you do know that you need to fiddle with the knob on the *shower* for it to work, right? Maybe that's why you've been having a hard time getting it to work.

Starting a sentence with "And" just doesn't seem correct.

That's old school. Unless you're writing a technical or scholarly paper, it's generally acceptable.

Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our grammar to the test!

ohhhhh you made a funny

#16 I literally giggled out loud when I read your comment! lol. Nice.

#16 Buffy, is that you?