Work: Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need...

By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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You deserved it 992

By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 125

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Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 379

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 21:30

Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML

I agree, your life sucks 938

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reaza13 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:13

So? They probably didnt see it.

madasahatter 0

Friday 10 July 2009 20:14

Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool

Comments

Soitgoes74 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:26

And somehow you managed to find your way to the interview? Shocking.

Guitarist45 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:29

this is stupid. this should say: I just got laid off. FML.

yeahreally 6

Saturday 11 July 2009 8:23

LMFAOOOOOO... thats funny!

Kaelon 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:57

How don't you deserve it? You are the one who put two different shoes on. This is not an FML at all. So what if you have two different shoes?

Out4aTwist 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:32

hey i've done it to.. shit happens[=

alijacket 0

Monday 13 July 2009 6:28

I imagined this scene happening to me and... it seems mortifying. Not because it's a big deal, but it's just one of those things that catch you off-guard when you should be focused. But, I literally LOL reading this. I hope you got the job. Screw wearing matching footwear.

addictedtomusicc 0

Friday 17 July 2009 10:26

hahahahahahahahaha. i laugh now, because chances are, i will probably do the exact same thing one day. then u may laugh at me in return :) but u know, if they were the same colour, thats not so bad? loll, ur probably on the path of insanity now. next thing you know, you'll be convinced a squirrell switched your shoes. haha, we'll be on the same padded cell block in the next ten years. :) ithinkuniquely

theodivine 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:38

How does that happen? Anyway, they probably didn't notice.

rakhil11 7

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:43

i think i know # 85...ur name isn't rayana, is it, 85? likes rping and drawing and tokio hotel and breaking benjamin....and bing insane...and likes creepy/twisted stuff.... and who cares, OP?