Love, Sex and LGBTQIA+: Lose yourself to find yourself

Lose yourself to find yourself

By Hilda - 21/02/2022 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm not the gold star lesbian I've always claimed to be. In fact, I went through a terrible slutty hetero period in college. My mom was disgusted, and my Dad wanted way too many details. FML

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You deserved it 654

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 677

You deserved it 215

By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 541

You deserved it 17 886

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 656

You deserved it 247

By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 659

You deserved it 17 086

Smoking hot dude

By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 298

You deserved it 724

By Syferix - 18/03/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 656

You deserved it 27 061

This is me

By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 890

You deserved it 4 794

By Anonymous - 26/05/2018 19:00

Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 942

You deserved it 450

By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 949

You deserved it 352

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 3 213

hayleymarie987 8

Tuesday 22 February 2022 4:22

Why did they need any of this information to begin with?

Jon Tessler 14

Tuesday 22 February 2022 1:56

so you discovered you are actually bisexual. why would that disgust your mom? also tell your dad he is a pervert.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 21 February 2022 19:05

I'm with your dad. Let's have 'em!

Jon Tessler 14

Tuesday 22 February 2022 1:56

so you discovered you are actually bisexual. why would that disgust your mom? also tell your dad he is a pervert.

JackWood 20

Tuesday 22 February 2022 3:45

There are no gold stars in sex.. js

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 22 February 2022 4:42

True...only Goldmembers. Of the Mile High Club.

hayleymarie987 8

Tuesday 22 February 2022 4:22

Why did they need any of this information to begin with?

Anderling 32

Tuesday 22 February 2022 7:17

And this is why “gold star” anything is bs.

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 22 February 2022 12:49

What is a gold star lesbian?

Jonkbaby 22

Tuesday 22 February 2022 12:51

I'm guessing your sharing of information and your parents reactions are all of you trying to find ways to relate to eachother. In the end, we all have needs, and it is always refreshibg to know that we arent monsters running amok :)