By Mrs. Terrified - 23/10/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML
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pinkpolarbear 8

WIN! The man knows how to shoot.

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FYLDeep 25

Sounds like your father could play for the Vikings.

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FYLDeep 25

Aside from his nut-shot skills, how good is he at getting arrested for domestic abuse? We may have ourselves an all-star here.

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deviable 9

Well maybe it's his way of blessing your boyfriend's sperm... With gun powder?

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becky_becks 0

Nice! I'm surprised your shooting range let's you shoot pictures of people.....kind of odd/creepy.

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False_Stupidity 41

^^ I don't know, I think the part of the FML that reads "The target was a creepy poster of a man" kind of implies that yes they do.

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5fdp4life 1

i think she thought you could bring your own pictures and shoot them... not the case lol

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MrBoredGuy 1

Pew pew? Are we using LASERs now? And I capitalized it because technically it's an acronym, don't hate

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THE_A_TEEN 27

As a gun fanatic, I respect your dad with that perfect shot, but with that I disrespect him for not accepting your boyfriend, as I assume...

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nitram06 2

What the hell does the second half of your comment mean?

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bizarre_ftw 21

You get confused by 19th century literature don't you?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Most gun usually sound like pops when fired, but varies on the gun...

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MrBoredGuy 1

Alright, we can be friends then. I forgive you

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LonestarOkie 0

At least your dad protects ya and wont let just any random creep tom dick ir harry near his baby aha

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JinxosGirl87 0

Make sure he doesn't turn the gun on you and shoot you in the ******!

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