Work: Today, I was at a symposium at which my colleague was a co-chair....

By singingseattlite - 06/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was at a symposium at which my colleague was a co-chair. She and a new acquaintance asked me how it was going. I joked that the discussant's only job at this conference was to be an asshole. The acquaintance was the symposium's discussant. The topic was Rude Behavior at Work. FML

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bambiibee 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:54

Some people may not understand those words, because they may have never had to encounter it. I don't think you should be calling them morons for never using the words "Symposium" and "discussant" before.

Rupus 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:39

I didn't understand any of those words =/

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AntiChrist7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:05

my god you are funniest person alive. next time you try to make a joke, make it a good one

marisaichiban 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:12

Wow, there are so many more important topics to be discussed. What a waste of a symposium.

softball10 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:15

YEA I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE AND SAY THIS IS A WASTE OF MY TIME READING IT AND THIS IS NOT AN FML AT ALL...

babydoll86_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:17

Guess who the arsehole really is.

Ngood7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:30

Why do so many people on this website have to point out that they're first? The fact that your comment is the first one makes it pretty obvious, don't insult my intelligence please.

drezman 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:23

You're #15.

BaldOuting 0

Monday 6 April 2009 17:47

definitely deserved that - and definitely hilarious!

Seegtease 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:00

Why would you call somebody an asshole if you don't know who they are?

tehhotness 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:05

Dear FML users, Can we all start reporting these morons that type "first zomg 1!!111!!!". Unless youre under the age of 10, get a life

TidusBlade 0

Monday 6 April 2009 18:10

Yeah a similar incident made me always keep in mind who I'm talking to nowadays, or just not say anything stupid :P Probably saved me a ton of embarrassment ;)