By Paras_800 - 31/01/2015 19:14 - United States

Today, I was at an interview for one of the top universities in the U.S. Everything was going great until I choked on my own saliva and almost threw up on the interviewer. FML
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Paras_800 tells us more.

Paras_800 27

Hey guys, its OP here! Just to clear a few things up, I was the one applying to the college, not interviewing another person. Sorry it was a typo, but in terms of the college I am hoping they will look at the big picture rather than focusing on the one mistake.

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Top comments

WitEluded 13

As long as he didn't mutter "community college" while pretending to cough, you should be fine.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

I'm quite sure you are not the first nervous student to be interviewed. The interviewer might forgive you.

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Comments

tylercarolinex 21

i bet you didnt get it, ahha fyl good luck next time OP

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StickyPickles 33

Almost is better than projectile vomiting all over the person. See, glass is always half full op

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rachelpayne18 15

That's why it's useful to have no gag reflex

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doctorhook86 24

#30: I was going to make the obvious joke, but then I checked your profile and saw that you're only 17. Have a pleasant and professional day.

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MzZombicidal 36

You can still choke without a gag reflex. OP's spit probably got caught in their wind pipe and they started coughing a bunch. Happens.

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alicat089 18

#31 you can still call a 17 year old a little *****.

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JMZ_24 3

were you asked to explain what the name of an exploding mountain thing was ?

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Zenithbeauty 15

I hate choking. But ice is the worst, goes from "OH MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE VIA KILLER ICE CUBE" too "oh its melting"

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