Miscellaneous: Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the...

By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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Same thing different taste

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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F*** Grandma, eh kids?

By Sorry mommy - 13/08/2024 05:00 - United States - Corona

Today, I was so distraught during my mother’s funeral that I hadn’t been paying attention to anything around me. At some point, my kids changed my ringtone to “Ding dong the witch is dead” and turned my phone to full volume. They called while I was doing her eulogy. FML

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By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By jina - 18/03/2009 03:48 - Korea Republic of

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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By annoyed - 20/02/2013 20:33 - United States - Paradise Valley

Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML

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TheDeafWalrus 8

Sunday 30 December 2012 2:54

They climbing up yo window, and snatchin yo people up.

GlitterValentina 12

Sunday 30 December 2012 2:56

At least it wasn't "I could make your bed rock."

Comments

melissabeebe 6

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:19

I don't see how it was embarrassing for you? It wasn't your phone that went off?

Samster2000 9

Sunday 30 December 2012 11:17

Well I'm sure the priest enjoyed a song warning you about a rapist...

monkeytater96 23

Sunday 30 December 2012 12:49

My grandmas goes off ALL the time. Moms goes off about 3 times a year.

mgrabi01 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 13:01

She ratchet! Lol jk. That sucks!

Sarow_96 13

Sunday 30 December 2012 15:01

YOUR MOM IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD LOVE HERR I WISH MY MOM WAS THAT COOL

doLLe 21

Sunday 30 December 2012 15:25

Thats what you get for going to church

chickenwingz 5

Sunday 30 December 2012 15:40

"This is the Word of the Lo..." "You are really dumb, so dumb, fo' real!"

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 30 December 2012 16:41

FYL in two ways: Your mom has "Bed Intruder" as her ring tone, and she apparently doesn't know better than to turn her mobile off in church! On the other hand, at least it wasn't "Dear God" by XTC.