By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Ieri 31

I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.

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Teyros 24

You're going to go home looking like you got mugged

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daddysgirl243 21

how does one punch oneself in the face?

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lulinator 40

How does one jab one's eye with one's toothbrush while brushing one's teeth? Who knows! But it definitely happens. At least to me. Punching your face while demonstrating how you got punched isn't too far of a stretch.

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thisguy22 33

Happen(s)? As in more than once? I think I'd learn that lesson after just one demonstration myself...

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RedPillSucks 31

happens is the grammatically correct way to write this. it's not a pluralization.

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AyeJay101 25

Reenactment of your stories must be a huge hit

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ILikeKoalas 24

Sounds like you're a bit of a glutton for punishment. :(

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tylair 10

Do you mean punchishment? OK I'll leave now.

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mustangbravo 27

While I don't think you deserved it, it was pretty funny at the end. Sorry about the first punch and hopefully the second one will become a funny story to tell.

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Dick_diamond 22

Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice, shame on me.. This one's on you, OP..

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leogachi 15

How does that saying apply here? Nothing in this FML has anything to do with trust.

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Fyrepower 23

Your dedication to your explanation is truly inspiring?

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jqmalang 17

I like the way you tell stories. Giving realistic examples.

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carcinoid 17

FYL for getting punched YDI for punching yourself

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