Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting...

By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By McNuggetsMcQueen - 30/11/2023 18:00 - United States - Lake Wales

Today, I attended my mom's funeral, who was the only person who ever truly supported me. During the funeral, the cemetery representative told me he was sure the hole was dug to specification, while at the same moment the casket got caught on the ground and tipped, dropping her 6ft down. FML

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By naomids - 30/12/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 05:45 - United States - Ossining

Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2016 15:01

Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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By disgusted - 29/03/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

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HuebertMCR 10

Friday 27 June 2014 7:35

You told him where she was right?

Leo619 20

Friday 27 June 2014 7:36

That was very unprofessional of her

Comments

niennaseragon 9

Friday 27 June 2014 11:59

Aw, OP, I'm sorry. I'm not going to say I'm sorry for your loss, because I know how annoying that gets. Now I realise his lucky I was who had my moms friend direct the funeral. I miss her, and I know the pain you feel in your heart every time you think about her. Like you've been stabbed.

1x1y 12

Friday 27 June 2014 12:53

I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

girI 20

Friday 27 June 2014 12:57

Why are there YDIs?

MidnaLink 33

Friday 27 June 2014 14:47

Dickheads, badge hunters, people who think pressing FYL is too boring…

blondeambition1 4

Friday 27 June 2014 19:03

people on cells accidentally hitting it.

girI 20

Friday 27 June 2014 13:02

In time all things pass, both the good and the bad. If today was the worst day, then tomorrow has to be better. I'm sorry for your loss, OP.

more4me 27

Friday 27 June 2014 13:12

Sorry for your loss! Deepest sympathy.

Adam5858 17

Friday 27 June 2014 13:14

How did he not realise about the front row.....is where the family of the person who dies sits.

ciammmm 11

Friday 27 June 2014 13:20

At a funeral in high school, this girl's mom passed. During conversation after, someone used the witty phrase "your mom" to her. Jerk award. Bahahaha. It's easy for slips to happen. Awful, but it happens. Sorry for your loss.