Miscellaneous: Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid...

By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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summerloolooloo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:08

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

zombzomb 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:12

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

Comments

xxXChiiXxx 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:58

...There's a freaking snowpocolypse here on the east coast right now. Why WERE you wearing shorts in the first place? o__O

mc1900 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:25

what do you mean a bad day for shorts- easy to quickly wash your legs- hard to quickly wash urine covered pants

mc1900 4

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:27

haha just reread and noticed that you specifically described the kid as chubby. as if that means he has a bigger bladder or something

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:29

that's better than ******** furiously

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:30

they're the same, I accidently double posted lol

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:35

At least he wasn't ******** furiously.

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:40

I lmfao'ed @ "peeing violently!" You win!

The_Disturbed 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:44

Dude...you picked the RIGHT day to wear shorts...think about it, you can easily wash it off...if you were wearing trousers, you'd have pee-soaked legs that'd stink all day xD Either way, FYL