By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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You deserved it 3 106

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

zombzomb 0

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

Comments

fxdxhk90 0

In all fairness she is not a ginger, she is what we refer to as a "daywalker", but none the less, most of her comments are pretty stupid.

tweetbaby14 18

wait was the kid fat or was he hung?

wandaax03 0

yeah, I would rather have pee on the pants I'm wearing for the entire day instead of on my legs where I can wipe it off.

well at least you can wash it off but not soak your leg in pee.

ahhwwhaha thats ******* gross. one of the reasons why id rather use the stall.

missybopoo 1

Well at least you weren't wearing pants which would have kept the smell and moisture longer than just wiping off your legs.

missybopoo 1

why the he'll CANT #22 wear shorts?!

Spooksu 0

But if he wore long pants he could have changed to his p.e clothes