Miscellaneous: Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid...

By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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summerloolooloo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:08

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

zombzomb 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:12

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

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spicaxacips 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:24

why on earth did you waring shorts? it was snowing and freezing in Virginia right now.

indigolyss 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:54

sucks that you got peed on but wtf does that kid being chubby have to do with anything?? and why the hell were you wearing shorts to begin with? it's the middle of freakin' winter.

radcon6 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:42

doesnt he know the urinal buddies rule? he needs a lesson on it i guess

phoenixgrl321 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:17

lmao.... okay... I LIVE in Virginia and this was like what? Yesterday? Okay.. uhm most of Viriginia is under 3 feet of snow by now? What the **** were you doing wearing shorts in the first place?

danielw 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:23

it doesn't have to be today, that's just a requirement of the site. It could have been during the summer.

V_S234 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:54

1. You switched verb tenses halfway through which really annoys me. 2. Why the hell does it matter if the kid is chubby? Do you think they pee harder or something?

V_S234 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:51

"There ARE these amazing things..." Not "there's."

bfffness 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:01

hahaha racehorse... you should have beat his ass.

epound28 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:32

Everyone's saying that "it's so much easier with shorts cause you can wipe it off" but he said "the whole time," which meant that he was there for some duration of time. During this duration, the pee must have been flowing down into his socks/shoes. Idk about you, but i dont wanna be squishing around in some kid's piss all day -- nor would I want to be wearing pants either. In conclusion, FYL OP. Mine's better.