Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself....

By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

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By Peter C. - 22/01/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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My big face

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 03:00

Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML

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By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

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Bhetti 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:32

It was a stupid face. You're probably not that alienoid. Your skin's not bluegreen, is it?

mewzik 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:32

LOL that's great maybe at a quick glance the picture looked more skewed? I mean...at least she didn't look at your face and say the same thing

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jcov2454 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:48

this is where a perfectly executed dropkick works wonders

JBiz_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 8:49

And this is when you ask if she wants an anal probe.

niloc 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:23

i work at an Apple store. we have creepy guys who go through those pics and email them to themselves or put them on a flash drive. i'll admit it, there are some really attractive girls who take pics of themselves and their friends. I always clear out the Photo Booth pics after ppl take pics.

suroc 0

Monday 20 April 2009 15:53

I work in an Apple Store. You are an idiot, for any other person who thinks this is a good idea, you too are idiots. Don't come in my store. Ever.

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:26

How is this a FML...obviously she thought all the other pics were normal, I'm assuming it's one of those *take 8 photos* photobooths.

pyro_metal 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:30

YDI for being in an Apple Store.

YallNoobs 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:54

how's that a FML? isn't it a skill to make pretty good faces? I mean it wasn't a "Today I was at the apple store taking pictures of myself smiling when a girl came over and said YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN FML"