Friends, Dogs, Smells and Animals: Enhanced senses

Enhanced senses

By Spec - 18/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML

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By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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By RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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Easy mistake to make

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 19:59 - Germany

Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML

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By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Jcsati8 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:22

someone smells like a bitch!

MaranDoll 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:16

Get some new deodorant? :P

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MaranDoll 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:16

Get some new deodorant? :P

Lahir 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:10

lol never mind deodorant, take a shower you nasty. ydi

mtrench98 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:30

that's what I thought too! lol

nerdytacos 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:06

lol(:

Dr_JuanDiaz 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 7:41

I'll probably sound dumb asking this, but what does "YDI" stand for? I've seen it on a bunch of comments

StarWolf111 21

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:30

It means You Derserve It

StarWolf111 21

Tuesday 16 August 2011 10:30

It means You Derserve It

DippinGrizzly907 27

Monday 22 December 2014 5:01

Thought it meant 'You Dumb Idiot'...

slyguy_28 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:17

wow, your life does really suck...

kk_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:18

haha maybe spend a little less time with your dog

SOXiiSMYH0Mii3 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:19

my dog smells like ass and i smell like her too. it sucks doesnt it??

sammyprosnit 8

Friday 4 June 2010 21:47

lmbo that made my day

The_May 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:21

take a shower smelly

Jcsati8 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:22

someone smells like a bitch!

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 23 January 2016 0:17

what If the dog was a boy?

zargon 1

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:27

Sounds like a setup to me... I'd do it if I was that guy....

Tuxedo_Mask 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:30

your dogs scent will rub off on you if you play with him/her too much

childproofpizza 19

Monday 7 November 2016 19:36

"too much"

Bhetti 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:31

"I stopped spending time with my beautiful, sweet dog because my blind friend thought I smelled like my dog. I could've just taken a shower. FML"

DizzyDemon0 9

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:37

...Dumb FML..not at all a FML situation. I love my dog. If i had a blind friend..and they said I smelled like my dog..then who the hell cares..as long as you don't smell like ass when you meet people. Brush ur teeth, take a shower, put on some deodorant. Ur good to go. take 20 minutes outta ur day to look presentable O.o