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By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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Fight Club

By MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 55 526

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 41 745

By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 60 903

MMA FML

By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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You deserved it 4 616

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

By JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 66 025

By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 81 693

By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 575

You deserved it 3 112

By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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You deserved it 44 798

Self defence

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 22:00

Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML

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You deserved it 365

CrackhouseDoug 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:56

YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.

TheNeckbeard 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:18

Right above the comment box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." OP should have followed FML's advice.

Comments

Morokea 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:47

I love how "adults" judge others based on what brand they wear, it's awesome!

CherryDee 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:50

Lmfao, bitch got owned :P

girlie_in_green 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:03

I am going to be judgmental for a moment. Any guy that wears rhinestones on his hat is not a real man. I don't care if he can punch like one.

girlie_in_green 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:05

Dude, you're gay if you like rhinestones on your hat. They're for little girls and arts and crafts.

girlnamedkris 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:42

I read this up until "I were" and clicked YDI. What the **** is wrong with you

acd23 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 22:35

Actually, if your problem is the grammer, it shouldn't be. The OP didn't say "I were" he said "My friend and I were" which is basically the same thing as saying "WE were", it's just clarifying who was included in the "we." You really should've caught on to the "a Affliction" shirt part, since you're mentioning the grammar. Save your grammar-related YDI's for the real grammar problems.

soxwin04and05 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:47

I admire your courage. Douche bags like that deserve to be put in their place, even if someone's nose has to be broken. OP is a true hero in my eyes. Wear that battle scar with pride, you FYL for the good of all humanity. Thank You

JukeboxBunny 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:54

Is pimpin88 a troll? At first I thought he was a serious user, but then I noticed that he manages to say the dumbest, douchiest shit on almost every FML.

mkivsuptt 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:34

YDI for being a pussy and getting your ass kicked.

literalmanchild 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:42

the only people who wear affliction, tapout, ed hardy etc. are either rich, white, tough guy wannabe douchebags or muscley, roided up thicknecks who lactate hgh. why else would you pay a shitton of money to dress like a child unless it was to show off how masculine you are?