By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML
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CrackhouseDoug 0

YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.

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TheNeckbeard 0

Right above the comment box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." OP should have followed FML's advice.

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irocman88 0

You all are douchebags for jumpin on this guy. Shit, I have a few affliction shirts and even my buddies mess with me but I can take it. On the other hand, there are still guys who wear the shit way too tight and I joke about with my friends. If somone can't take a comment about their clothes they probably aren't an actual fighter. Just because someone trains MMA does not mean that he/she has the discipline to fight. And anyone who is skilled enough to actually fight would most likely have enough confidence in themselves to not just haul off and hit someone.

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Mulada 0

The real douchebags are the ones who mock others for how they dress ;)

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DCuz 0

The real joke is someone actually wearing Affliction. Thank god they went under!

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mikethehero 0

actually only the fighting org went under. they still make clothes

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MoonTiger 4

And you sir, pretty much deserve this for being a judgemtal idiot

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dudemitch 0

anyone who wears affliction, ed hardy, tapout, shops at buckle, etc is automatically a douchebag. anybody who trains MMA but calls themselves "a UFC fighter"..also a douchebag. Nothing wrong with training MMA, but saying you are a "UFC fighter" is like playing basketball at the gym and saying you're on the lakers. dude was a douche, sorry you got hit. FYL.

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Slitthroat 0

He probably was a douche, but anyway this story reeks of falsehood. MMA fighters have to register their hands as deadly weapons so if they ever attack someone outside the ring they go to jail and have their license revoked.

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Lautaro 0

Whaaaaat? Where the **** did you hear that?

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SimpleSimon 0

You silly dumbass! How could that possibly be true? 'You are found guilty, your licence is hereby revoked. Your hands will be confiscated and sold in a Police auction'

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drimpossible 0

Myth... been around since the 1950s, before MMA.

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robotronicslave 0

This story is probably fake, but the point is valid. If you wear Ed Hardy, you are a douche bag. Liking UFC just adds to the douche bag stereotype. Also, if you act like a tough asshat on the net, not only are you an automatic douche bag, but you are probably a neckless waste of oxygen.

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

wow, what a douchebag. yeah, lets pay like $50 for a tee shirt with little sparkles on it. its made by a cool fighting type brand. i fight people for the most retarded reasons, yeah

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robotronicslave 0

That is a total myth, no one under any circumstances is registering parts of thier bodies as weapons. Look it up.

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