By brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML
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Same thing different taste

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CrackhouseDoug 0

YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.

Right above the comment box: "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." OP should have followed FML's advice.

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Good for him I would have punched your ass to learn to keep your mouth shut

djb23 0

I don't know if you're joking or not but if you're serious then you're bar none the single biggest ******/douche I've seen on here. Who the **** you think you are, talking like that? You're probably just some pussy ass white kid who walks around in those 80 dollar Ed Hardy shirts that his rich parents buy him, not realizing that people are usually laughing at you when you walk by. Real fighters don't talk tough guy shit on the internet, my friend.

deaditegirl 0

YDI for being a douchebag. Also for saying "a Affliction."

Do, do I see people telling him not to judge him, when that's all fml commentators do? Incredible. And you were right about the cockbag. Anyone who hits someone over being made fun of in a bar probably still sucks their thumb before they go to bed, sad that their roided testes keep their dick from getting hard and staying hard anymore. Oh, and the abuse and lack of love from their father, and their total lack of individuality, brains, creativity, or as exampled by the OP, social skills and maturity.

curryndricegirll 0

anyone that bitches about a little broken nose after trash talking someone is probably a doucebag

rosemary_fml 5

hmmmm. sounds like you are a person of low intelligence to be speaking like that within hearing range. regardless of him probably still sucking his thumb before he goes to bed, you probably cry yourself to sleep at night because of your insecurities and self-hatred; thus your need to bully.

SUE HIM and make some money off of this! This could be a great oppritunity for you! As for his clothes, affliction is just OK but Ed Hardy was out of style so fast that now it's a huge joke. People really only wore Ed Hardy for one season last year and now you see old soccer moms wearing it because they don't have real tattoos so that is their pussy way to rebel. I bet his clothes were super tacky, but whisper next time. Or better yet buy your own bar with all the money you will win in court!

this is a complete lie. an mma fighter would lose his license if he hit anyone outside of a cage nice try tho

MMA fighters are douchebags. End of story.

quivx 7

Sooooo, basically your assumption was right and he proved it by punching you in the face. FYL.