By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
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eddeeezzyy 19

Goddammit, Poseidon! Go **** Ariel somewhere else!

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staymintyfresh 13

He was her grandfather though, I think? I'm not sure just ignore this...

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staymintyfresh 13

Oh I've googled now he was indeed her grandfather.

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Enslaved 36

Tell people it was a jelly fish instead. :P

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Fml_FTW228 10

Hopefully it was a normal humans condom... because if it was a whale condom it would have swallowed your whole head.

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TarieBoo 2

if it was a whale condom it wouldve looked like a trash bag._.

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Enslaved 36

It's funny, your comments made me curious about how large a whales' sperm was. Hard to believe that google is telling me it's the same size as a human's.

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TarieBoo 2

Enslaved-google is lying to you.....

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Lilwolfyyy 0

A whale produces nearly 500 gallons of sperm. Why is the ocean salty?

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Michael_92 20

Could be worse, he could post i to facebook as well.

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suckmylife669 0

I have to admit, that would be pretty funny.

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theneatoburrito 8

At least you were practicing safe swimming!

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RuCheezBurger 10

I'm assuming the condom was in the water long enough to take off a decent amount of... Whatever was in there :)

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dude1122332 9

I'm pretty sure it's 'hard' to say 'how long' it's 'been in' there for.

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zingline89 18

It was in the water to catch seamen.

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