Health: Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done...

By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By samaram - 04/06/2013 06:47 - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 10:12 - Malta - Qormi

Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By ihateeverything - 30/01/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By MrZach - 21/11/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I had a tooth pulled. An hour or so later, I removed the gauze from my mouth, because I thought the bleeding had stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see that I had drooled blood all over the keyboard, and didn't know because my mouth was numb. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:23

Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.

SWC_Penguin 17

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:31

Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.

Comments

cloudsofneon 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 19:37

There are always picture retakes. Get over it.

adri9998 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:12

Picture retakes

duckit 0

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:32

Why would you go to the dentist the same day? #idiot

Ineedalife92 3

Tuesday 15 October 2013 21:46

School pictures are supposed to be ugly.

mountainmike77 6

Wednesday 16 October 2013 1:51

Is your name bad luck Brian

djsammyc 19

Wednesday 16 October 2013 3:57

retakes

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 5:00

It will be all OK OP. It's cool to drool in school pictures.

gAt_d 26

Thursday 17 October 2013 20:16

There absolutely no way to look cool while drooling.

OMG_ZOMBIES 15

Friday 18 October 2013 10:21

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled, I went to get my pain meds at the pharmacy. I walked around the store, put in the prescription, bought some stuff. When I get back to the car I see that I had blood dripping down the sides of my mouth the whole time like a dirty, cheap, vampire.