Health: Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done...

By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By samaram - 04/06/2013 06:47 - United States

Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 10:12 - Malta - Qormi

Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By ihateeverything - 30/01/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By MrZach - 21/11/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I had a tooth pulled. An hour or so later, I removed the gauze from my mouth, because I thought the bleeding had stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see that I had drooled blood all over the keyboard, and didn't know because my mouth was numb. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:23

Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.

SWC_Penguin 17

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:31

Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.

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Beautifullyme 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:37

when I had that done I just went to sleep and when I woke up my mouth wouldn't bw numb anymore. but I know exactly what you are going through

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:43

Many schools have the photographer come back a second time later for "re-take day." hope your schools does this!

zuixdoll504 4

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:48

Are you stupid???!? why the **** would you get work done knowing you have school pictures.I agree your life does suck but it's your own fault

asylumlane 23

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:53

Why did you schedule a dentist's appointment on the same day as school pictures?

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:15

My 4th grade school picture I had an itch on my lip so I used my teeth to scratch it and it looked like I was biting my lip.

Fernando83 19

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:18

OP you should update us by posting your school picture as your profile pic.

MRVOlivia 22

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:21

That's terrible! Try to make the best of it I guess. Maybe instead of smiling with your teeth showing you could do a closed mouth one. Hope it turns out ok.