By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."

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Zynris 10

Judging by your comment and profile picture, I am just going to assume you are white trash.

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Neenertastic 0

FYL and YDI. You can simply say "no" and make it a helluva lot easier for you and the doc...sheesh

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chelseybuns 0

Just say "yeah, more than you'll know" too sound cool. cause your lame

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voice_of_reason 0

#21 / 25 - you are not a doctor.

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pudgypaw 0

i have never seen an example where someone owned themselves so hard

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kwbuzz23wk 0

#12 just looked like an idiot... im assuming French? and i agree with #26

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Shadowflames420 0

they ment with your pets or other people actually

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pingpongpickle 8

ooohhh yeah . me and my dog mm mmm mm

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Atashi_fml 0

hmm...a Zoophile. "Today, my owner raped me. FML" -Your Dog.

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total_hate22 0

lol that sucks! #21, you're a doctor and you can't even spell your own profession? ...suuuure

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