By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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lovemyE8 0

oh, me too. I really can't stop laughing at this. Whew, whew, whew . . . . Holy cats, that's funny. Wiping my tears . . . .

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RachelTheLoser 0

hahahahaha!!!! xD that's too funny.. this is an fml x3

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ViRepz 28

At least OP didn't fall of the treadmill.

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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MIAMIBITCH_fml 0

LMAO.. what song is this!!?

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Rokstarr 0

I'm guessing it's you give love a bad name it starts really suddenly and loudly

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Deroni76 5

I don't know... but this is my new FRIGGIN' FAVORITE!!! xD

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redbluegreen 40

Hey, atleast you know you have fast reflexes. And, uh, maybe get a new gym membership elsewhere?

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Peroxide 3

Well done grasshopper, you have the reflexes and bravery of a cat.

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FEARTHEGOAT93 0

Dont feel bad! I have spaz moments as well

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boatiebanter 0

How do you not know that it's a song you have, why were your headphones on so loud, and did you forget you were wearing headphones between one song ending and the next one beginning?

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8trickster8 0

Maybe it was on shuffle, the song she was listening to before was a quiet song so she got used to the low volume, and the song that came on started loudly and abruptly.

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ledara111 0

dude just shut the **** Iona laugh about somthing for once you depresed bastord

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