By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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TasteMyInk 0

Hahaha that is majorly funny! Very nice FML. I wud totally do something like that!

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McLaughlane 0

ah, hahahaha, that sucks, but if you explained it to the trainer I'm sure they'd understand. It's not like you're the first person this has ever happened to.

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goldenboy121 0

Dang, the bad thing is I can picture this happening to me or me seeing someone do this haha

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drennie 0

"Deee dee deeeeee!" says Carlos Mencia!

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Peanu_theGreat 0

HAHAHAHAHA. THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME SO MANY TIMES! xDDD I love you. LMAO. Oh, this made my day!

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ShelbyG 0

Rofl! Thats awesome. Bahahaha. I turned on my iPod while I was asleep once (With the volume on the highest mark) and it blasted in my ears and my friend was like "Holy shiiit! What happened?!" I said "iPod" she then said "Damn, I heard music start playin from all the way over here then a split second later you practically had a seizure and screamed bloody murder, haha."

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AlexNeenan 0

ROFLMAO!! Thank you so much for this! Classic example of what an FML should be. Also, great comments, no big arguments...perfect.

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