By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 428
You deserved it 116

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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ignoranceonhigh 0

Haaaaa lmaooo chop chop pow pow! Kablaamm

You jumped into a karate pose? What a nerd!

GeneralBE 0
jammerslammer 0
thisismemaria 0

This is the best FML I've read lately!

19lollipop96 0

THIS O E IS MY FAVORITE ONE HAHAHA LOSER

bbobe900000 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I actually laughed out loud when I read this so ******* hilarious

kaylasank 0

this is the BEST FML EVER!!! I laughed so hard I peed my pants.....not really but it's still REALLY funny.