By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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dmmd8686 0

You jumped into a karate pose? THAT was your first instinct? What a loser - I bet you look and act just like McLovin.

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Isabella_Lyn 0

I laughed, hard, and very loud. And I still am. =)

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airplanefood 0

thank you for posting this - it totally made my day. i laughed out loud at this too.

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CHILL222 0

thnx that made me smile =D

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GrantOWNS 0

Lmao!! Dude, you're ******* hilarious.

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_awkward_ 0

hahahahaha oh wow that is hilarious. You don't even understand...

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OHHgreatttt 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed for like ten minutes when i read this!!!!!!!!!!

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mcd62 0

You know, karate isn't actually a very efficient means of defending one's self unless one trains exceedingly hard.

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