By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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HAHAHA!!! This is definitely one of my favorites!!!

91hayek 31

This is the best illustrated FML I have seen.

Amateur level karate, actually helps to get mugged.

That's what you get for learning karate?

I be the song was "hey little momma let me whisper in your ear" lmfao