Tasty!
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sounds like a great mom...
Op your dumb for not realizing that.....
*you're dumb
No, I was just saying that if you're going to call someone else stupid, then you should at least show that you aren't yourself. That's why I put "*you're dumb" as opposed to simply "*you're."
It was probably an oversight. I almost did this same type of thing to myself today. She likely forgot.
Could be, ImaginaryFoe. Sorry, trysta, if this is the case. I still don't think she had any right to call the OP dumb for not realising.
It is spelled that way in Britain. That's a common mistake, though. I know, I know, I don't live in Britain. My grammar and spelling books were all British back when I was homeschooled.
how could she realize that if there was a lid ontop? see u got to think of all the possibilities man!
yuum.
pour it in her lap
@ 140. Good job being the bigger person and actually apologizing.
I would have spit it in her face.
That's why social services took you away a long time ago.
1stt!!
Uhhh how is that awesome?!?!?
you mom is a bitch. sorry
She probably forgot. Or maybe she just doesn't like you that much.
That's like... gay
I doubt very much the taste of cigarette ash and soda is like a gay experince .... I could be wrong though, haven't done either.
You didn't know??? You're missing out! Come over to my place, I'll show you ;)
Mmm, I do love pineapples though...
Tasty.
Oh come on pendatic, you know you want to come too.
It's not as fun with the baby ones.. aren't you man enough to take the king-sized ones??
NO! I'll serve wine...
Hey man, what the hell?! I waited and waited all weekend but you never showed! I had to diddle those pineapples all by myself.
youch, well did you forget her birthday or something ?
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I would have spit it in her face.
sounds like a great mom...