By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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cel514 0

these are the types of fmls I lice to read! haha

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kevoo_fml 3

lmfaoooo hahahahhaha, i almost pissed myself hahahaha ahhh too funnnyyyy

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Rah88 0

That is soo freakin hilarious! ...Love it

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Xotik174 6

Maybe you should stop listening to screamer on a high volume.

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sorrowevicteon 9

Overreactive trainer... And you're not wrong to feel that way. Better paranoid than mugged without any resistance...

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NIRVANA1990s 1

oh my gosh...I laughed SOOO hard! the whole thing went down in my head :)

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mk58 31

I love how your first reflex is to jump into a karate position. Good on you, I guess, you'll be effective if someone ever tries to mug you.

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davedavedavedav 6

yep maybe you need an ambulance! haaha

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paisleigh 3

I freaking Laughed OuT LOUD IN FRONT OF MY WHOLE OFFICE and got dirty looks from my boss! Fml

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