By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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mowmowlife 21

You are awesome so you deserve it. Be the awesomeness emperor, everyone will kowtow to your glow.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Was it the song Perfect Weapon by BVB? There's a scream right in the beginning that makes people jump if they don't have the version with the intro.

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ryanator008 23

I only wish I could look that cool. Can't see how that's an FML. Maybe I'm just a dork. LOL.

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goth_pixie 15

So, he asked if you needed an ambulance after jumping in a karate pose? Weird.

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

I laughed way more than I should have at this... lol

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kassie2121 16

Lol should've said you were doing some workout involving karate

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MateRicks 18

I hate it when that happens! Last time it happened to me I was watching **** on my computer and my mum tapped my shoulder. Scary stuff huh

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someguy314159265 15

Perhaps the person who illustrated this needs an ambulance... (No offence meant.)

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