Kids: Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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Top comments

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:12

Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.

tjanes 16

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:09

Maybe he was looking for one..?

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vewwe 20

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:26

Or he has only heard the word but doesn't know what it means

greeneyebeauty9 28

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:28

You'd be surprised on how many words kids know that they shouldn't. it seems kids learn words like that younger and younger these days. but OP, maybe you should simmer down just a tad on the wardrobe.

honz99999 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:30

maybe he just saw Bad Grandpa

mythicaltimes 15

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:30

Haha! kids

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:37

He making an offer or what? LOL!

mercifulbane 3

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:42

thats my boy!

Dubsgirl 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:44

Well depending on your style of clothing, his assumptions may be justifiable...lol

awkwardloveannie 28

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:50

were you buying condoms? bananas? cucumbers? what were you wearing?

XxechofalloutxX 3

Tuesday 26 November 2013 0:58

well are you?

Thi3fstheme 9

Tuesday 26 November 2013 1:04

Most likely you were wearing heels in a grocery store.

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Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

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Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML

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Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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