Intimacy: Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers,...

By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

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By bowler - 13/12/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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By paulwatson93 - 17/05/2011 04:28 - United States

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Portland

Today, I was bowling with a woman I like. At the end of the night, I was trying to decide whether I should ask her out. I went up to her and said, "It was fun bowling with you." She said, "Thank you, Patrick." My name isn't Patrick. FML

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jollyme 19

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:34

He sounds awesome

HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:33

Old people are awesome

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HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:33

Old people are awesome

jollyme 19

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:34

He sounds awesome

jollyme 19

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:35

My grandfather once asked when I'm getting married because I'm starting to "look like an old cow" I'm 22. Gotta love old people

gamermonster 34

Tuesday 17 November 2015 16:31

Not to be a creep or anything, but you look nice. (Don't worry, i'm not even 15 yet :p )

higgysaurus 18

Wednesday 18 November 2015 0:12

when you have to say "not to be a creep or anything", its prolly just best to not say anything at all

0to100rq 6

Wednesday 18 November 2015 0:27

Totally being a creep and everything, but I'd milk you. (Don't worry, I'm not even close to 15 anymore :p )

xTommytheGUNx 15

Thursday 19 November 2015 1:48

i like you #53

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imStoneCold 7

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:48

Well, at least yours fingers don't look like prunes.

WinterChild 20

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:53

Love when old people just don't care anymore about what people think and say what they want. His life must be so amusing :)

8313girl 28

Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:17

My dad does the same thing too but at least he says weird crazy stuff to people he knows. I think people get to a certain age where they have no filter and will say just about anything to unsuspecting people. I'll guess I'll lose my filter sooner or later. Here's to getting old! (Pass out whiskey shots!)