By ChildishKeynote - 02/08/2015 19:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive girl chose me to be on her team. We were playing well and hitting it off. I had decided to ask for her number after the game, until I smashed the ball in her face, resulting in her having a broken nose. FML
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ChildishKeynote 13

Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time

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I_Bite 22

Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it

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zeusdom 15

This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP

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maud_82107 12

you could have still asked her! go to the doctors with her and then ask to go get lunch or something to make up for it

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

And this is why I don't play sports that include balls (go ahead and make a joke there, I'm smirking about the comment!) I tend to get smashed in the face with them. My nose hates it! :P

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Etweens96 25

Offer to take her to dinner to make up for it and ask for her number to check on her!

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Rammer3500 23

At least you didnt smash someones face with a grappling hook. Thought I was the one hit, I know that really makes a person down.

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RealSuperSand 21

There's a balls to the face joke to be made somewhere here.

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Eyalsh 32

" i'd like to make it up to you. how does dinner sound?" it's all a matter of perspective OP. good luck.

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Chris_1414 21

Don't be discouraged, that's just the universes way of saying you're meant for each other, by giving you a great story to tell people when they ask how you met ;)

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Zgamerz 11

Well, maybe you can bounce back with an expensive dinner. Girls love spending money that isn't there's. Then again don't we all?

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JarodWalrus 14

Well, at least you have something to talk about now.

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