By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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bayybee 0

lmaoooo. well maybe he was just trying to make a nice joke. maybe he isnt a creeper :]

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zendaddy0 0

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GameRater01 0

he probably does that with his wife as foreplay

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raabhimself 0

I would imagine any conversation with a doctor whilst feeling around you would be awkward.. I'd much prefer a doctor not talk to me if he/she was doing a genital check up.

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Linaelle 14

No actually, if you get along good with your gyno it makes things a lot more comfortable to chat ^^ I couldn't go to a male gyno, though. I'd just feel to awkward.

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Pittfan557 0

13 sooooo true i am a dude and i hate it when i have to cough while my doc has to feel under my sack i cant imagine what the must be like

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hi_im_kevin 0

thats so fricken awkward. what did you say to that?

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Lunie_fml 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my god, that's so ******* funny! You didn't laugh even the slightest? Oh man, awkward though.

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danedo 0

My first thought was #1's: maybe it was a sort of misguided attempt at breaking the tension, for both parties.

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