By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 526
You deserved it 37

Top comments

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

Comments

notfromearth7 0

I'm sorry, but I believe that that is just brilliant!

Meow34 0

Best FML ever. You have a funny doctor.

#19 I created this account just to tell you you're an idiot!!!! It's cum not come... When being a smart ass don't miss spell shit! Ty

gynocologists don't "feel around your uterus" your uterus is past the cervix and he wouldn't put his hand up there. the doctor was "feeling around" your vaginal canal. learn your parts. you deserved that one.

mj2123 0

Female gyns do stupid things, too, but I'll still take a woman over a man for this kind of thing. Ew.

fayacracka67 0

so for everyone flipping out about the uterus thing....i've had a gyno exam and they don't go INSIDE your uterus. they go into the ****** where they can partially feel the uterus and ovaries from inside and then they put their hand on your lower abdomen and feel around for any abnormalities from the outside. obviously they can't go INTO the uterus or the ovaries. but a gyno exam checks all of the female parts for any signs of something wrong.

FreedomFirst 0

I'd get a new gynecologist. Not because I think he's some kind of weirdo, but just because he's an insensitive ass.

OMG I am so glad I don't have your doctor. That is sooooo uncomfortable, awkward, and just plain weird

#5: it's easier to get men to sign up for gyno school :P

not really fml. just kinda... creeperish tendencies this is when you insert the awkward turtle.