By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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ecilart 0

#12, I hope not! :P Anyways, I thought that was kind of cute? Maybe he was trying to make you feel easier, in his own weird way 8)

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Mr_Sarcastic 0

Why must every FML have a summary at the end. "the doctor used me as a sock puppet." btw I hate it when people click YDI on an FML like this, you're either a complete tool or you're overthinking way too much

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imlaughingatyou 0

switch doctors.. that's just freaky, haha.

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fmllmao123 0

HAHA I LITERALLY AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!

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dang_fml 0

might i suggest filing a complaint?

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G_Bug 0

Speakin of, I went to the doctor today. He hugged me and said I was beautiful, not the first time. I'm in the process of finding a new one lol I don't think he meant any harm but he made me very uncomfortable.

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lilacwords 0

Whoever put YDI can go sit in a corner and die.

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dang_fml 0

and someone PLEASE explain to me how this is deserved!

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Shmeagle 0

She probably gave him glue and some googly eyes.... >:3

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Sportyshorty23 0

What. The. ****. Get rid of that cracker ASAP

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scottie06 0

and after he was done, he walked out saying 'your doctor will be in shortly...' nah, but he was probably just trying to break the ice, lighten up the atmosphere. if things continue gtf-outta there as quickly as you can.

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