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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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englishmuffin 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:18

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

tikimuppet 11

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

I would probably have done a similar thing

Comments

shinyeeveekj 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 4:47

He totally deserved it! IDK but this just makes me laugh!

alexlovescandy 3

Tuesday 31 July 2012 1:10

It's really not your fault. I probably would have done the same thing... But I probably wouldn't have kicked him.

giggitygoo12 7

Friday 21 September 2012 3:02

Sooooo???

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:06

Awh. Poor little kid. But its not your fault, I probably would have done the same if someone tried to look.

red61977 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:19

Why want he with his mother? It's her fault she wasn't keeping an eye on him. Shoulda kicked her too!

klg32 17

Monday 24 November 2014 2:54

If this happened to me, I would've quickly gotten dressed and either help the kid find his mother and/or told an employee and have them contact security to help

bleedingglitter 24

Monday 25 May 2015 21:28

I elbowed a 10 year old child once who came up behind me and hugged me hard under the arms while I was in a parking lot. I'm really short so he was just a little taller than me and I thought it was a man trying to grab me. Apparently he thought I was his sister from behind

PadfootLovesPie 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 5:22

the kid didn't deserve it, he's 4 HOWEVER people need to watch their kids and you did it out of instinct. FYL op.

annoyedperson 25

Sunday 30 August 2015 6:14

I've done that same thing I didn't feel bad

PotatoesAndCake 26

Tuesday 8 March 2016 12:07

Holy shit, I just remembered. A year ago, I was changing in a store changing room and this little boy tried to open the door, which was locked, whilst panting and whining. Then, his mum said, "Sweetie, that's not the toilet." When I was finished, I called out, "Toilet's free!"