By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 815
You deserved it 23 502

Same thing different taste

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wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

I would probably have done a similar thing

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I swear I saw this exact same FML---word for word---a few weeks ago. Why is it on here again?

haha **** children they are all retards and should be killed

To everyone who keeps banging on about how it is 'bad' instinct to kick someone on the face has no concept of the meaning of the word 'instinct'. There's no good or bad instinct, as when something done instinctively (like swiftly pulling your hand away from a hot plate) the motor system by-passes the brain and there is no thought process involved. You don't think 'Oh, it's a good idea for me to take my hand away from this plate which is now currently burning through my skin.' You just do it. Pay more attention in science class.

C_LYN1234 0

that's terrible, but if I saw a head peeking under my door, id kick too.....too bad its a child

cohen_fml 0
ninjanate 0

kid deserves it. kick it in the fukin face as hard as u can.

deserves it dumb kid should have been asking from the other side not peaking in. dont fyl, be grateful for your good reflexes and instinctive kicking skills.

Norther 1

Happend to me to :-P Only im a 14 year old boy, and the person who saw, was a 45 year old man. I got a shit load of money from him, and he went to jail xD Ahhh.... easy money^^

i feel sad for the kid now. YDI for making him cry.

michael666 7

u had e every right to, and that's great ur instincts tell u to kick, what the **** else shud u do when someone looks at u when ur changing