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By Person15 - 26/11/2011 23:13 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

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By fatty - 03/08/2010 22:37 - United States

Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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By meandme - 04/03/2014 22:55 - Canada - Fort Vermilion

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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Sunday 27 November 2011 1:07

So... you're looking for a mate?

apv0222 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:08

Little kids and their honesty...

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spicytaco841 3

Monday 28 November 2011 5:54

first thing you gotta learn about kids is they're honest

Forodin 0

Monday 28 November 2011 8:02

Diet and exercise. That's the best you can do while staying healthy

starrnao 15

Monday 28 November 2011 8:30

kids have no filter. but this is hilarious nonetheless. i'm sure the kid didn't mean to sound so snarky

ZiivaZephyr 6

Monday 28 November 2011 8:50

Parent's need to start beating the respect back into their children.

Jasonf6 0

Monday 28 November 2011 13:41

Fail parent.

Cleao18317 11

Monday 28 November 2011 21:39

For our Christmas parade, the band played and sang that song while walking down the road..

awalker2782 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:19

Was she implying that you are over weight, ugly, or have big teeth? It seems everyone on here assumes it cuz of ur weight but perhaps u just have a big nose and teeth that resemble a hippo? All easily fixable with money or a drunk friend and a baseball bat

cuppycake11 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:44

1st of all (dis might sound weird but) y he all up in your Kool-aid?!?! And 2nd tat he's freaking shady tats what!!

piffles211 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:45

OH GOD NOW I HAVE THAT SOUND STUCK IN MY HEAD I HATE YOU. But anyway, that was really firken rude of the kid, I wouldn't have allowed my kid to be like that >>