By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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idreamofpeace 0

LOL, great mental image there. She probably thought you were trying to seduce her or something. XD You should've just taken the earbuds out of your ear.

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starvingxartist 0

so? clearly you had earbuds in and the were connected to uh-dur your breast pocket.

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ladedum 0

ahahahhahahahahah i LOLed so bad at this. & then i'd stop & think about it & just laugh again. too good. thank you OP for being so awkward.

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Dorchester 0

hahaha omg if i wasnt on the train rite now i wudda laughed so hard

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jaykavelli 0

Next time tell her if you can rub her nipple. It's a compulsion thing.

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lostmymind16 0

congrats sir. u are now a favorite. lol so damn funny.

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morethancheese 0

She probably liked it... you shoulda gone on that one!

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dmac101190 0

haha, i can picture that. thats hilarious, but sucks for you

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Coocumber 0

#62- maybe it was good that he didn't take the headphones out, i've taken out my headphones when a cute guy seemed to be walking towards me and he ended up to be walking to the person behind me. I would have waited until the person actually started talking to me

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