By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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NickelPhosphate 0

Wow Thank you. Best FML in a long time. Gotta love those embarrassing moments

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lifeislife_fml 0

Hahaha, this one is great.

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Kitty34_fml 0

I've read so many FMLs and this is the only one that made me laugh. I wish I could have seen this happen!

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slamminalex1 0

LMAO!!! Maybe the first FML that I actually laughed at and not just chuckled.

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jessxoxo28 5

LOL!!! she must of loved that...lol!!! this is so funny!!!

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whitesmoke 0

this is the best fml Ive read in soo long... wow

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coffeennicotine 0

Haha, that's awesome. It would have only been better if you were sort of dancing to the music while doing all this hahaha

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alyren16 0

hahahahahaha One of THE best FMLs I've read!

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Mexistache 0

YDI I hate people who "blast their music" in public. Not everyone shares your taste in music and even if they did they don't want to hear a distorted version of the song coming from your loud ass earbuds. I also hate people who use breast pockets...

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Truan_fml 0

rub the nipple, music goes down... sounds like a japanese invention

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