By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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Jeanni_Nicole 0

she most likely knew your ipod was in your pocket because the wire for your headphones were hanging out....

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weman321 0

it would have been way worse if it was in your pocket and u tried lowing the volume threw you pocket (ewwwwww)

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ranchdip 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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bahamamama90 0

Hah XD but she probably noticed the earplug cord running down into your pocket... Not too big of a deal. But a good FML :)

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Blue33_fml 0

Wow. haha. I just pictured it...and I lol'ed.

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21yearoldvirgin 0

i agree with 43, the bad grammar ruined it. i didn't even understand it until i read the responses. ydi.

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niska_fml 0

Why didn't you just take it out?

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sarumanthewhite 0

no nice shirts have breast pockets. fact. you deserve it. get yourself some proper clothes.

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TrueLover 0

lmao. hey, dude- @ least u didn't try to do that through ur PANTS pocket!!!

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