Intimacy: Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat...

By ewww - 25/03/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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It's not what you think

By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 01:20 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 22:00

Today, as I was at Starbucks writing a paper, a man came and sat next to me. He started staring at me, then I noticed his hands were down his pants. It was noticeable that he was masturbating, so I went to tell a worker. They just said, "He's a regular" and didn't do anything about it. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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Friday 25 March 2011 22:41

Well its better than having him rub his crotch on your feet

PJATOSROCKS09 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:28

That's just...o.O

Comments

zacharydaniel 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:03

that would be funny...if it was true

cody402 7

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:28

$1000 bucks it was Ming cheng +5 for tell em Steve Dave or pucknuts listerners who get it : )

dragonballz_fml 3

Saturday 26 March 2011 6:51

what..he had the rumblies only feet could satisfy

thebigslim 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 8:53

LOL @ llamas with hat reference XD

Chey667 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:19

Well I have a foot fetish and I'm s girl I get lil bit turned with footsies in bare feet lve the feel so natural

SirWrangler 5

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:33

Creeeeeeper...

kingjames2306 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:57

why is alot of people telling her to wear socks or boots she can wear whatever she want alot of girls wear open toe sandels when its warm out

dedanjel 33

Monday 21 January 2019 21:04

They're doing a much milder version of "she got raped for wearing a slutty outfit"

laylajune15 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:58

in the mall?!?! who does that?!?

xxcrazygingerxx 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:48

i think foot a foot fedish is wieerd. no offence. but there ******* feet!

0opsie 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:19

I know there's some people saying it's just his fetish, but he sat down at the table next to her just to rub his crotch to her feet. Doing that to a stranger in a public place is just disrespectful and gross.