By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 330
You deserved it 339 239

Same thing different taste

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YDI, I would've given it a standing ovation. Way to yell at your mother in public, she's only given birth to you, fed and watered you, clothed you, and given you shelter for the last X amount of years. You're not in much a position to yell.

Shaken_fml 0

I would fall down a billion up flowing escelators in front of a billion people just to be able to speak to my mom again for one minute. You need to understand that you should always treat your mom with respect and make sure she knows how much she means to you, cause she wont be there forever.

thuryn 2

Karma is a myth. Getting your comeuppance is a bitch.

ohxberlin 0

get a job. get a car. then you don't have to go to the mall with your mom you bitch.

You clearly deserved it, but I understand frustrating parents. Sometimes they don't know when to shut the hell up. And falling DOWN the UP escalator? That's talent. I would have clapped too!

Colleennn1579 0
kingbeau 0

Ummmmmmmmmm... this seems pretty unrealistic... I wrote a fair bit about what I figured the possible injuries might be, but then looked it up and decided it was easier to just post this abstract http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9233973 instead.... pretty much destroys the credibility of this post.... also kind of a horror show.... Pretty much, loss of extremities is a significant possibility and severe lacerations, tissue loss and permanent disfigurement are as well apparently... The op probably just posted this because he/she figured it would make it through moderation and create a stir "Hahaha, bitch fell down an escalator, awesome!" "Got what you deserved!" and so forth, which is what happened, but I actually feel a tiny bit sick with images of the actual possibilities stuck in my head.... Even without severe injuries, nobody would clap at the bloodied mess that reached the bottom... Fake.... Hopefully anyway.

waht if ur mom would die how bad would u feel