Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court...

By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 613

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By sammers27 - 19/12/2013 13:48 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 4 848

By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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Creeped out

By DaddysGirl - 16/10/2011 10:36 - Canada

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 612

By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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You deserved it 4 134

By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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You deserved it 828

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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Stephai 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:05

The hell? You should tell your mom about this... or black mail daddy.

myfishisBOBA 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:04

FYL for having a creepy pervert for a father. Did he see you? 0.o

Comments

Hamish 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:35

never happened

xstaticdelta 6

Friday 19 June 2009 6:03

im guessing its the ASSHOLES like you who put YDI right?

surreal 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:42

is this a joke? honestly, where do you live for some man to be feeling up a woman in public at a mall during--what i'm guessing (since you were at the mall)--the day?

laroxurfingworld 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:16

#22 it happens.this is the 21st century.and also that's why we call them pervs.but it does happen. OP:that tottaly sucks.I think you should tell your mom :)

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 10:14

are you kidding? the mall is a nighttime hangout locus

mixedchick 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 13:53

whoa nasty im sorry that's awkward

4dakill 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:04

How would you sleep peacefully at night....make sure ur dad is not watching you while in the shower 0_o ........FYL seriously

d00shfag5150 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:05

That really sucks man. I'm so sorry. I feel your pain.

shakenbake93 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:16

BLACK MAIL!!!

soccerkrzy 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:17

I'm sorry, but PDA does not make someone a creep. ******* prude people here today.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 16:17

PDA doesn't, but fondling another woman does.

tommiegirlxxx 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:37

I agree, the guy is a creepy bastard for feelin up another woman, not for feelin someone up in public

LiznessMonster 9

Wednesday 23 February 2011 14:25

And besides, PDA is fine, but there is a limit, like making out with someone or touching someone's intimate parts in public, People just don't want to see that.

plexico 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:19

Not your mom? She will be soon!

merri_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:24

I hope that your first course of action was to go home and speak to your mother about what you saw. If your father denies it (and he very well may) ask your friends before hand if they'd be willing to corroborate your story. Your mother doesn't deserve a cheating spouse and you don't deserve a lying father.

mommyof2 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 14:24

that's sucks ..... to see ur dad cheating cause now u have to tell ur mom and it might break up the family .... did u tell ur dad anything j would of confronted him on front of the lady and at home in front of ur mom