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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

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You deserved it 14 529

By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

By kay - 01/06/2012 21:08 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 4 358

By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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You deserved it 3 048

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 5 024

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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You deserved it 4 349

By 43_clothespins_later - 21/11/2013 00:12 - United States - Richmond

Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 7 908

Let sleeping dudes lie

By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 11:00

Today, there was a homeless guy asleep on a bench. I had to step around some kids and my bag hit the homeless guy. Now I can only assume he was a homeless veteran, because the speed with which he woke up, screamed “enemy contact”, and practically broke my knee, tells me he had years of training. FML

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You deserved it 116

By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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You deserved it 4 514

benszt15 5

Monday 6 March 2017 3:12

I hope you realize how god damn insensitive it is to throw a rock at anyone, especially someone in so much misfortune, and then complain about what happens, when you probably have a good life based off the fact that you have a phone or computer to post this from Sincerely, **** you

lovit345 11

Wednesday 1 February 2017 5:21

YDI obviously

Comments

ARISKomuniszt 24

Monday 18 September 2017 0:54

Sounds like Tom and Jerry...

Chokeolate 10

Monday 16 October 2017 20:16

Why is this a fml when you deserved it?

Havinci 19

Monday 9 April 2018 21:30

too bad he didn't stab you

Harm Varwijk 17

Sunday 19 August 2018 0:03

all that was so unfair of him to defend himself because he's you should throw rocks right.

Zack James 12

Monday 22 October 2018 5:37

Honestly I don't think if this had a ydi for everyone on the planet would it be enough.

jc1015 25

Sunday 23 December 2018 18:39

Too bad he didn’t catch you...then there would be 1 less jackass in the world.

randybryant799 20

Monday 28 June 2021 4:10

Why would it be funny to throw a rock at an unfortunate homeless man? That's just cruel and hateful.

sorryimtee 3

Thursday 15 September 2022 8:06

why would u assume he would think it was funny? you just ****** with a man who has nothing to lose. you better take your ass to a mirror and humble yourself. one of these days you just might not make it 6 blocks.

Farmer1995 4

Wednesday 30 November 2022 5:51

I rarely comment but nomatter why he is in that state he dosen't deserve to be treated like that. Even if it's 100% his fault and he spends everything on drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, gambling and ****, still does not deserve to be treated like rubbish.