Kids: Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a...

By Rachel - 10/06/2011 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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By Dreadge - 15/01/2010 19:37 - Israel

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

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Technically

By MoshiBak - 24/06/2022 12:00

Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML

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Storage wars

By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

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Stranger danger!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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By unlucky - 03/09/2014 17:40 - United States - Cold Spring

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

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By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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adropofpeace 8

Friday 10 June 2011 19:03

Well, someone knows what she wants in life.

Azull_fml 8

Friday 10 June 2011 19:07

Like a boss.

Comments

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:12

How is this an FML? Your daughter is confident and seems to have a big dream for herself. Sounds good to me.

Ratracer 6

Friday 10 June 2011 19:15

How is this an FML. I think it's awesome.

reapermancody 2

Friday 10 June 2011 19:15

how is this an fml?

Hotlanta 5

Friday 10 June 2011 19:16

no doubt about it. she's already a bad ass!

alexavb15 4

Friday 10 June 2011 19:22

lmao , Pimp (:

northern_lights 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:22

How is this an FML? Your daughter is showing confidence. Stop being a shitty parent and be proud of your child. I know people who live in Alabama aren't always the smartest. I hope you can comprehend what I'm saying.

lmaoatall 6

Friday 10 June 2011 19:22

think your daughter posted an fml not to long ago. something about a lemonaide stand, her workers were pocketing some of the profits. she kicked their asses and fired them...you may want to keep a closer eye on her for now on.