By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

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funny...but I'm not sure I believe it. Even a fat chick would have to do something really outrageous to get lodged in a slide. And the chances of that happening the very same time your string bikini unties is really really unlikely. For those of you thinking she's fat though, I can definitely say I've never seen a fat chick wearing a string bikini. Have you? If you have then FYL.

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Considering you got stuck you must me really fat, so contrary to popular belief, you probably sent little kids home with nightmares and ruined a lot of peoples days

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hmmm.. I'm thinking this was at the West Edmonton Mall World Waterpark? Going there tomorrow (; anywhoo.. 1- To people saying it's too cold, INDOOR WATERPARKS. Outdoor ones don't tend to have large slides anyways. 2- If this was at WEM, the opening is small enough that someone who is heavy could potentially get stuck. 3- OP, if this was at West Ed, there's nobody allowed in the pool at the same time.. I don't know of anywhere where that does happen, for safety reasons (i.e. landing on someone's head). But the people at the railing... lmao. OP if this is true, can you tell us where you were? Just curious ;)

@#16 ..karpaltunnell.. wtf..?!? what do you mean "too cold in Canada for waterparks"..? wow.. American indeed xD

Dear lord, are you people honestly arguing whether or not she was fat? This is obviously fake! Ok, FIRST OF ALL. Those slides have huge openings so it's hard to get stuck, if she had her legs up in a V she would have got stuck earlier not at the wider opening, and how would she have got her legs up if it was going to get her stuck in the first place. Second of all, she said her bikini came untied if she was going down butt first as she would have had to have been to come out "arse first" than she should have felt it coming off, it's not like both strings spontaneously poped off then it like flew out from underneath her butt.. yeah, rightt LOL At number 17.. just because it's like -100 all year round doesn't mean we can't have waterparks, ICE IS WATER TOO! lmao

ubelievable XDDDD sucks sucks sucks...

#10, that comment was so retarded I could inter-punch you. And who ever said YDI needs to be shot in the face too.