why would it be funnel shaped? ahah

This sounds like a ride in Virginia Beach called the twister or something at OceanBreeze (with the huge gorilla infront) is that what ur talking about?

That must suck. If you by any chance knew someone who was there and saw you, could you give me any way of seeing a picture they might have taken.

#236/thruryn Dude, I don't think that "men need to learn to control themselves"! If I see a hot guy then I'll check him out, and of course it doesn't offend me if guys do the same thing. I really do respect your opinions though, and while I understand that people aren't being serious when they ask for pics, I just think that it's obnoxious. :) I don't think that wearing a two-piece is showing too much skin, even though wearing a SKIMPY two-piece might be. I don't know, maybe you're older? (excuse me if I'm assuming things!) Because two-pieces are so common, people might think someone's a prude for wearing a one-piece (unless it's a monokini). I understand that guys like to see skin on attractive girls, but really, it's the same way when guys are shirtless, and I don't find it harder to take someone seriously based on what they're wearing unless they just look really trashy or ridiculous. But maybe you think two-pieces cross that line, while I think that most people wouldn't see it that way. :) And yeah, wearing a loosely-tied string bikini or a bandeau top at a water park is way too risky!

LaLaJoy: Of course they're being obnoxious. That's what most of them came here for! *grin* I'm not THAT old... yet. I'm in my mid-thirties. I totally enjoy seeing women in two-piece suits, but there are a lot a lot a LOT of commenters here on FML who would be all "ZOMG GROSSSSS" if they caught me looking. It's the lack of self-awareness and the double standard that gets under my skin as far as that goes, so it was that point that I tried to address. You're right that not all two-piece suits are made the same. I can think of plenty - like the "panty bottoms" - that would probably be just fine at a water park. While it's an assumption, my guess is that the OP wasn't wearing one of the "safer" ones. ;) (And THAT assumes that the OP isn't fake in the first place.) I don't think there's anything prudish about wearing a one-piece, though, not that I give a shit what other people think in the first place. If anything, they do less to break up the curves of a woman's body and end up *accentuating* it more than a two-piece does. Besides, sometimes being forced to imagine what's underneath is better than being shown right up front. Maybe I'm just more interested in women in one-piece suits because they think a little differently in the first place. ;) Not that it matters any more, seeing as I'm married (going on nine years!). So, oh well. My wife wears a one-piece, and she looks damned good in it! ^_^ Oh, and I don't think that wearing a two-piece is massively risque or makes you a **** or anything. I'm not THAT old! ;) I'm just pointing out that it has a certain effect on men. Some women are *looking* for that effect, which is fine. But if you *aren't*, don't come crying to me. If you don't want guys checking you out, wear something more conservative. (Not meaning you personally, LaLa.) ;)

are you hot? if so then its not like all the guys in the pool were likee ewwww ugly chick naked.

Just be glad that not a lot of people have cell phones with cameras and internet uploading abilities... ...never mind. The real FML starts when you google "nake woman gets stuck in water slide" and find your picture.

well where was i thats really sucky that the BOTTOM came off you must have made alot of guys HAPPY

fake stories make me angry

Now that's embarrassing, and true, bikinis are not a good idea for waterparks... As for the sizes... guys, I got stuck in a funnel-shaped slide when I was a skinny little 8-year old coz I placed my head in the "wrong angle".