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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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You deserved it 140

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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You deserved it 39 516

By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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You deserved it 6 231

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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You deserved it 2 717

By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ow my kidneys - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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You deserved it 1 989

By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 052

You deserved it 14 210

TotallyAwesome 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:04

That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

zombieman000 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:05

Try one-piece swimsuits.

Comments

notsocrafty 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:27

This never happens when I got to the waterpark.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:44

...This is why you don't buy bikinis that tie.

Iwuvsu0_o 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 7:24

You must have made some new friends that day.

rubber_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:50

I dont believe it tit cant have happened and if it did you probably planned it.And by the way 267 QueenOfMelodrama string bikinis are hot

arrlui 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:18

Why, as a man, were you wearing a bikini in the first place?

bear821 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:07

this is so fake if u look under the fml by the name u will find (man) this persons a guy. if this isnt fake than what was he doing wearing a bikini bottom at a waterpark...... nvrmind i dont want to know

gorbagil 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:04

*news flash* hoe lives in slide!?

misslehua21 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:26

Wait a minute...it says you're a man. Why would you be wearing a bikini in the first place?

gowzer90 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:58

#281 thats wot i was thinking...why would a guy ever wear a bikini bottom unless he his drunk and thinks he might try the crossdressing scene? id have to agree with #273 then FAKE

beachbabe_9123 1

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:14

what gets me is, this post has sooo many comments really thinking your a girl, but it says your a man. you should post a fml on forgeting that it shows your sex lmao.

anonymous69_fml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 8:22

you misspelled "ASS"

keitapawp 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:15

ahem. SHEFFEILD. south yorkshire. UNITED KINGDOM. 'Arse' is common in the uk. Plus, maybe the OP clicked the wrong gender. they never claimed to be fat, i know alot of waterpark and pool things that you can get stuck in if your in the wrong position. God sake.