Work: Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered,...

By superstar - 30/03/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered, and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man came in and asked if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

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By bobthenun - 20/03/2013 21:16 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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Can't you see?

By imaqtb - 09/09/2010 03:35 - Canada

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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Brainbox block

By officekid - 16/08/2019 02:00

Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Erinx3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:54

Oh God. That's something I'd do.

Tucatz 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:56

At least you didn't say "Yeah, can't you see them over there by that poster?"

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operationthrash 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:56

hopefully he was only colorblind HAHA jk. Thats funny though

jswissblade4210 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:05

um there really isn't much because one the person might not have been blind and two you have no common sense

fillmyheart028 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:19

Bahaha I work at Panera too, but I don't think this is an FML. It's most def something i'd do though lol

iiteddy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:31

i dnt get how this is an FML

Scarleth 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:03

A Freudian slip, but doesn't really fit in FML unless you would have gotten fired for it.

Quinnjamin 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:52

Fail...

r0flc0pter 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:55

#49, if you're blind how did you manage to type a comment? Just wondering, i'm not trying to be rude or anything.

Ethan205 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:53

ahahahaa asshole.

summer66_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:07

wow.....yeah that took me a second to get it.....

B00_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:48

#59: I have screen reading software that reads everything on the screen to me. Btw, I'm a woman. ;)

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